‘Believe all women except Amber Heard’

Comedian Chris Rock has mauled Amber Heard after the libel lawsuit against her ex-husband Johnny Depp revealed she had previously admitted to pooping in the bed she once shared with her ex-husband.

During a comedy show Thursday in London, Rock discussed the “new rules” when it comes to sex and talked about the process, emphasizing the importance of believing all women except Heard.


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“Believe all women, believe all women…except Amber Heard,” Rock said. “What the hell is she doing? She’s in his bed! She’s okay, but she’s not okay. She’s in his bed. Once you’re in someone’s bed, you’re just guilty of everything… “What the hell is going on in there? Wow. And then they dated. It must be awesome. … I’m with a crazy b– –es but Go—-mit.”

Heard’s alleged defecation incident was revealed in court on April 28, when Depp’s former executive driver and security guard Starling Jenkins III testified that the actress told him about the “surprise” she left in Depp’s bed after an argument between the ex-couple while they were together. . together. Jenkins clarified that the “surprise” was the stool.

The guard also explained that he was driving Heard to a Coachella festival in Indio, California in 2016 when she told him the stool was a “terrible, out of control joke.”

During the trial, Depp recalled being shown a photo of the bed after the incident.


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Actor Amber Heard responds as she testifies at Fairfax County Circuit Court during a defamation lawsuit against her by ex-husband, actor Johnny Depp, in Fairfax, Virginia, on May 4, 2022. ELIZABETH FRANZ/POOL/AFP (via Getty Images)

“I went to Mr. [security guard Sean] Bett and said, “She’s at Coachella. I think it’s a good time to go downtown so I can grab some of my stuff and get them out of there, “especially things that were dear to me,” Depp said. “Then he showed me a picture on his phone of… it was a picture of our bed and on my side of the bed there was human feces. … It was so outside. It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I couldn’t help but laugh. So I didn’t go there that day.”

Depp testified that Heard had tried to attribute the condition of the bed to his teacup Yorkies.

On Thursday’s comedy show, Rock also briefly addressed an altercation between him and Will Smith earlier this year.

Rock was punched by Smith at the Oscars in March after the comedian joked about Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, and her alopecia, an autoimmune disease that causes hair loss.


“I’m okay, in case anyone was wondering. I’ve got most of my hearing back,” Rock said at the start of the show, adding that he wouldn’t joke about the blow.

He added: “People expect me to talk about the b——-. I’m not going to talk about it now, I’ll come back to it eventually. On Netflix.”

Later in the show, Rock joked, “Anyone who says ‘words hurt’ has never been punched in the face.”

Additionally, during his stand-up, Rock spoke about comedian Dave Chappelle being attacked onstage by a fan during a performance in California.

“Everyone is a victim these days… There are real victims in the world, they deserve to be heard, they deserve our love and compassion,” Rock said. “But if everyone claims to be a victim, then no one hears the real victims. … We say the world is addicted to opioids, no … the world is not addicted to opioids. The biggest addiction in the world is attention. One of the easiest ways to get attention is to be notorious, to try to stab Dave Chappelle onstage, or you could be a victim.”

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